Chicken Rice War

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star as Richie and Eddie, proprietors of the worst hotel in the world: the chef's a drunken illegal immigrant, the waiter's been readmitted to the psychiatric hospital and the sea view is not quite what it should be. Where else would Gina Carbonara, the famous and beautiful Italian movie star, choose to hide away after jilting renowned playboy ex-racing driver Gino Bolognese?