Newlyweds: Nick And Jessica

Pop singers Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have had more to deal with than the average newlywed couple: auditioning sexy dancers, throwing parties for high-profile friends, getting used to each other's voluble bodily functions and, oh yeah, an MTV crew following their every move. While the show is good for the artists' publicity, it's not necessarily as good for their public personas -- especially for Jessica, who is portrayed as a bit of a "dumb blonde" on the reality series. Four words -- Chicken of the Sea -- help foster that persona. …